hush my child

liquar:

takethesanity:

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

+ obtain wifi password

- try not to die of thirst when they don’t offer you water

taxicar:

choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal 

lookingfor-thefaultinour-towns:

pizza-dome:

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

"Of course you have left overs that looks fucking gross" I LOST IT THERE

mydogsnokes:

u look like the kinda person who doesnt give pencils back

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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smellsliketimetravel:

trying to draw your own characters and they look different every time

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nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

dt