exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

giannigaga:

[switches to android]

giannigaga:

[switches to android]

usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*

sluttyoliveoil:

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

graveyardstuffers:

Me when i have to reblog from the source because u couldnt control your dumb ass comments

image

suicunesrider:

when u get online before ur friend and there’s big news in ur fandom

image

bunsen:

when one of ur mutuals deletes their blog

image

image

hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

apbioshock:

this is how to be a heartBREAAAAAKERRRR

image